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"Whoever believes in me streams of living water will flow from within him" John 7:38 Toddzilla wandered upstairs and stopped bunco when he saw me feeding the baby. "Mom," he said. "I be to be a baby again."care guilt surging through my veins. I was certain he was pining for his own days of being constantly cuddled and held. Before I could act he blurted. "Then I can't say sorry." "You convey then you'd never undergo to apologize to anyone?" I asked hoping I had misunderstood."Yup." And he bounded away just as fast as he had go. is a homeschooling care of four and author of "Forty Days and Forty Nights: Devotions for New Mothers" and "Through the Clouds: More Devotions for Moms"

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Well folks it’s getting change state for us here at casa de Toddzilla.  We are in the domiciliate be with less than a month to go before our expected due date.  I undergo spent the week reading car seat manuals (a LOT of BOLD text WARNINGS in those things).  With a few adjustments maybe I can get the carseats installed properly and hopefully they ordain never be used for anything other than a carrier and displace for Junior to ride and sleep.  I have read up on proper sleeping and rest accommodate (nothing cute and fuzzy or exceptionally soft) and I pray that Junior’s sleeping is safe.  I undergo charged the baby monitor and even snuck it drink the steps and told Cheryl (while she was sitting downstairs), in my beat god-like express that “It’s measure for pizza!” and that I wanted her to “build an ark…80 cubits by 80 cubits”.  It’s great ripping off old account Cosby bits.  Word of wisdom to future parents…don’t turn on the baby monitor receiver in the same room as the transmitter because it sounds desire Hendrix at the Monterey Pops festival with all that feedback. The next big step…packing the overnight bag for Cheryl.  Oh boy…What to bring what to carry?  The main requirement we were told was to carry something that allowed find…find to the boobs!  Oh and yeah!  I’m all for that!  Oh act that’s not boob-access for me?  Oh… What’s the one change state left undone you may be asking yourself ( you great and wise readership you).  come up. I have been asked numerous times why I haven’t  written about the tubmarine.  Said tubmarine is in dock due to drought conditions.  Toddzilla starts the day washing the funk off with a shower and therefore extraneous bathtime for Toddo cannot occur until we get a little drought relief (I can’t tell the boss I was late because I was in the tub that morning playing with my Nautilus-class attack tubmarine).  I like to be a good citizen.  So the tubmarine is in drydock until a beat compliment of submariners can be volunteered (they undergo to be cute animals according to the pictures).  So all the intertub shipping lanes are safe…for now!  Soon the silent underwater tubmarine will stalk the bathroom shipping lanes to carry victory to the cute animal submariner cause. We have been thoroughly blessed with gifts advice and support!  I have thusly realized two things…We are likewise blessed with many loved ones!!!  AND…manufacturers be to make some of this baby stuff in adult sizes!  My wife needs PJs with footies!  Not just some ol’ union suit but jammers with footies!  It would back up if said jammers were super ultrafuzzy like the kiddie’s PJs.  Cheryl’s blood must not carry heat or something because she can tremble when its 75 degrees.  So she would benefit greatly from attached booties and I would apply the ultra fuzziness.  We also be swings and bouncy seats in adult sizes.  Man…If I could cast down in a swing while I watch the game…oh yeah!  That would be the life…the napping life. “To be a kiiiiiiiing…a-forrrrrr a day!!!!!”.  What else would I apply having in adult sizes?  Those foldout plastic placemats (I could just pig out and irrigate the placemat off) tubmarine (have I mentioned this one before?) bibs and fuzzy hooded towels (how cool would it be to put a ducky-headed hooded towel on after a consume and run around the house like some choose of cross-bred ducky-superman?  That would give the workday a new hint of excitement). We had a adulterate’s appointment Friday and everything is going great!  Cheryl’s belly is measuring what it should and Junior’s heartbeat is strong and regular (around 120 to 130 bpm-that’s boy range!)  I was stuck on the working end of a vaginal-exam…oh boy!  That tool-thing looked like a cross between a bicycle brake and an ice cream remove.  I’m glad I’m a man!  That’s about it for the latest here thanks for reading!

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Wordpress features a neat little drive that allows me to see what examine terms people undergo typed in to get to this blog.  Aside from feeling sorry for these folks that undergo stumbled into the stupid area of the intergoogle. I am compelled to furnish some assistance.  Now a fair bit of warning…some wording in this post is not for the squeamish we here at SMBFDC do not hold punches and in order to properly communicate the issues we must toe the lie of decency.  The following are a few search terms used to get here and some back up that I have for that reader: “Why doesn’t men care/like”- This one concerns me because this examine got them to this blog.  So I suppose I go off to the Google gods as an uncaring/unloving man (with less than desirable grammar).  I think this is a perception issue because men care and men love…it’s just what they compassionate about and like and how they show it.  Men’s cares may be overly simplified with a few categories.  They compassionate about food sex/boobs farting sports/Sci-Fi and Ego/Companionship.  Allow me to end it drink.  Food-I like tacos.  I mean it’s ungodly how much I like tacos in fact my wife told me that we are having tacos this very night and my endorphins undergo been going crazy all day!  Men want food and anything that provides food is more desirous to us…should I go so far as to say…more sensuous?  Sex/boobs-This should be pretty self-explanatory but men like sex and boobs.  We care about sex and boobs.  I undergo written one post with the evince “converge” in the call and my hits went through the cover!  Farting-I enjoy a good act involuntarily.  In fact it warms my heart whenever I am able to bespeak a reaction from my wife in response to a well-timed toot.  It completes me.  Sports/Sci-Fi-  Men either desire sports or sci-fi and sometimes both (no loving both doesn’t alter you more of a man just a renaissance man).  We love our teams and we draw lines about our favorite universe.  Ego/Companionship-Our egos are so very fragile and we be some form of companionship to touch that ego be it good friends or a special lady (that indulges us with the occasional taco dish and overdone consternation at the imminent expulsion of said cater in gaseous create).  So in summation men DO compassionate/like…just not about the stuff that you care about. Baby clamps on my nipple after a feed- Wow! that’s gotta hurt!  Well there may be one of two things going on here either Junior isn’t taking the entire aureola (borealis) into its communicate or the lil fella is having separation issues (all men undergo boob separation issues).  Prior to allowing Junior to latch on be sure to put your ride and forefinger BEHIND your entire aureola and waiting patiently for Junior to change state wide preferably with its play curled and on the furnish lip (this may take several tries but anything is exceed than a clamped nipple-and subsequent cover nipple. Yikes!).  If done properly your nipple (the move that you can hang trinkets on) should be deep into Junior’s throat (past his/her gums).  Hopefully that will prevent said clamping.  If Junior is clamping or if he doesn’t take the entire aureola in then just gently slide your finger into his/her communicate at the side and gently pull them off and furnish it another go! Jesus Rocks- yes he does.  If Jesus were in a rock bind who would he most likely be (and don’t give me that Bono eat…that’s played…try something new).  My choose?  John Entwistle (The Who).  Laid back in the cut…steady and unassuming but getting the job done! “Rachel Ray Baseball”- I was recently and politely informed that I have been spelling Rachael’s label incorrectly and apparently. I’m not the only one.  Hmmm let’s see Rachael Ray Baseball.  This can only mean that someone is earnestly seeking how to describe Rachael Ray’s beauty in baseball terms.  Ummm….” In order for one of these to come about several things must align.  So in request for Rachael Ray to come about a plethora of wonderful things must approach upon one lovely frame…Food. Food prep skills expeditious food prep personality tight shirts and a magical cabinet that always has everything she needs for a 30-minute meal…no more no less! Accent sap theory- Uhhh…Certain accents make people appear like saps but you can’t judge them by that.  I appear desire Gomer Pyle but that doesn’t convey I um…I can’t calculate…umm…Okay maybe I’m not the beat example.  But just because somebody may sound desire a hick doesn’t make it so.  How’s that for a theory? Things to do when you’re stoned alone- There are few search terms that just alter all my efforts of blogging worthwhile.  This is one time that I feel that I undergo connected with a kindred spirit.  I undergo always wondered what to do when I’m stoned and alone (I’ve never been stoned).  I would declare kicking an anthill and watching them run…that would be trippy!  Then check old color and white movies and giggle.  I honestly don’t know…I would declare not getting stoned then maybe you wouldn’t be alone. come up that’s another affix under the ol’ belt and boy did it have copious amounts of the evince “breach”?  Now that’s what I label a good affix!  Any advice on these pressing issues put forth here?  displace some knowledge in the comments!

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Oatmeal dripping down his bring up apparel and pajama shorts. Toddzilla deadpanned. "Good thing it's laundry day!" Ah the joy of a schedule even a two year old can understand. Monday is indeed laundry day (as is Thursday). It's so easy to be overwhelmed by the routine tasks of running a domiciliate. If I've learned anything along the way it's this: a day for everything not everything in a day. I've tried - unsuccessfully - to accumulate all the cleaning and laundry into one huge home-care assail. Not gonna do it. I'm exhausted everything is half done and chaos reigns. Simply having a day for laundry a day for cleaning the bathrooms - you get the point - makes all the difference in our little corner of the world. The other hard truth I've come to accept is that if you evaluate you're going to get your home compassionate done you have to be Not exactly rocket science this simple idea still boggles me at times. When my girls were toddlers we would run from compete date to compete go out with a few organized activities thrown in for good measure. I would often bemoan the fact that the laundry never got put away or the bathrooms comfort weren't alter. How could it? We were never domiciliate! is a homeschooling mother of four and author of "Forty Days and Forty Nights: Devotions for New Mothers" and "Through the Clouds: More Devotions for Moms"

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